Laughs from the Bible

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else
was in liquidation.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all
in one Accord.
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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why
he no longer lived in Eden?
A Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?
A Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing
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Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the
Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.