How low can you go? seems to be the mantra in woman’s fashion. Low rise and super low rise jeans/pants/shorts/skirts are everywhere and on almost everyone under 25 years old. I hate them. They are designed for girls who have tiny bodies and no curves. If you have a curve or two, forget low rise. I plead with you, forget low rise!!! I actually saw a pair of shorts that bragged about having a 5 inch rise and a 2 inch inseam. Add that together and you have a grand total of 7 inches of covering. That is smaller than a hand towel.
What is the allure of these immodest “coverings?” Is it to keep everyone guessing how you keep your crack from peaking out when you walk? Or is it the curiosity people have as they watch someone in the 7 inch covering try to sit down?
When my sister and I were shopping the other day, we saw an ironic sight: two girls sitting against the inside of the front window of GAP. Their pants were super low and their cracks were visible. They were slouched against the window, right under the GAP window sign. My sister quickly tried to take a picture. I hope it turned out.
Let this be a lesson to anyone wearing the super-low rise. Use caution when sitting, crouching, leaning, walking, stooping, squatting, bending, kneeling, or reaching. Such movements may cause your precarious covering to shift, showing more of your GAP than anyone wants to see.
5 comments:
your article cracked me up ,those that were such things should be embarassed
I would like to add a hearty "Amen" and refer you to "The Attic" for further information. (Link in the sidebar).
It's your Dad who can't spell guess we will have to get him his own blog user name! At any rate I got a good laugh too, hope that picture turns out, especially if she got the sign in it!
Oh that was laugh out loud funny!
AMEN! Mommy tells our cousin, "Your skirt can be short enough to show you're a woman, but needs to be long enough to show you're a lady."
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