Why is there a gigantic exercise ball in my bath tub?
Didn’t I just sweep an hour ago?
How can it be that I am a size 14 and a size 8 all in one day?
Why would anyone ask me if my 5 week old baby is sleeping through the night?
If I stare out the dirty windows long enough, will they clean themselves?
How can it be that hearing “Thank you, mom” from Emma thrills me?
Has Mandy really grown since last time I picked her up?
2 comments:
I agree, why WOULD anyone ask you if your 5 week old was sleeping through the night? Come on people! :) Your list makes me laugh.
I like your "just another day in paradise" song lyrics on the side....we like that song too!
Don't you just love how the questions you thought you would never ask, have now become every day occurances and only see really odd when you really stop to think about it. I've had some of my own lately.
Where is the tap to turn off Liam's nose?
What is so fascinating about the tv and dvd player?
Why does 5 extra minutes cause me to want to find a putty knife to extract the poop off Liam's bottom...it was only five minutes.
Why do I run with Liam to three different windows in our apartment to watch the bus drive by every morning and afternoon?
Why do I get excited at the sight of a dump truck or back hoe?
Why, at the end of the day as I watch Liam sleep, do I seem to forget all the things that seemed so annoying at the time? God's gift to mothers I guess.
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